get out of here you rich old miser, all that is solid melts into air, all that is sacred is prophane, your piano is my next target
All that is sacred is propane, and propane accessories
get out of here you rich old miser, all that is solid melts into air, all that is sacred is prophane, your piano is my next target
All that is sacred is propane, and propane accessories
— Binyavanga Wainaina
(Source: gowns)
— Martin Luther King, Jr., Letter from a Birmingham City Jail, 1963 (via gowns)
(Source: coreyrobin.com, via gowns)

betting on the end of the row pays out 2:1 so if you bet 1 you get back 3
betting between two pays out 17:1
betting between four pays out 8:1
winning straight up pays out 35:1
betting between the 2nd 12 and the 3rd 12 is the same as betting between 0 and 00 which i didn’t know for a while
it’s really embarrassing to reach across the board and knock someone else’s chips over
so if i bet fifteen on the two rows and then singles across the inside that’s a $46 bet
if either of the two rows come up i’ll have $53, and i’ll be $7 ahead
if anything in the third row or a zero comes up i’ll have either $18 or $35 for a loss of either $28 or $11
i don’t know if betting safe like this is worth it for such a small payoff
if i ignore the third row and zeros completely and spread that ten across the first two rows i stand to make, if i’m lucky, $88, putting me $42 ahead, or if i’m only a little lucky i’ll still be $7 ahead (assuming i use that ten on straight up bets); but then if i’m unlucky i lose the whole $46
and of course ultimately it all comes down to luck, trying to plan for roulette is silly; which is why it appeals to me in the first place
but if i win a few times in a row i’ll have a pretty decent amount of winnings; the trick is quitting while i’m ahead and ignoring the temptation to make higher bets
hmmmmmm
chickens are horrible stupid creatures that should be killed and eaten
I’m sorry
but they deserve it (−_−;)
chickens have been so mean to me
and hurt me so many times
aggro baby dinosaur lookin ass bitches
fuck em
my sister feels the same way
because our chickens always used to attack her
but with me they were always either real sweet or just scared
(but once a turkey attacked me)
goats are the best livestock.